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“Sir, please keep a closer eye on your                        gun. It’s frightening the other customers.” “Sir, I believe I asked you to watch your gun! People are feeling threatened by it!” “Sir, your gun is in the child’s   section, and the children are worried. Please do something about this.” “Sir, store policy is that all guns must be supervised at all times by their guardians.” “Sir, I’m afraid that if you cannot control your gun, we’re going to have to ask you to leave.” “Sir, you’ve been warned enough. I’m afraid&mdash